I tend to like long, difficult names for things. Why is this blog called "Watching Expired Appliances Align" instead of "MiscRap?" And remember when I had that DVR blog? Why was I calling it "Regarding Recording Television" instead of something snappy and catchy like "PerfectV?" Oh. Right. Those new names aren't catchy. And I leave letters out of them. And smash words together. I find doing both of those things to be absolutely horrible.