watching expired appliances align

my nose is growing

Flak gets it right again with today’s review of BLUE CRUSH.

The movie kind of reminded me of that time in 11th grade Physics class when the teacher brought his surfboard to class. It was a longboard, of course. He was graying and all. He propped it up between two of the fixed desks and proceeded to climb on top of it to demonstrate some sort of balancing act or suspension concept or something. I think he just brought it in because he wanted to prove that he’d been ‘cool’ at some point in his life. We all gathered round and a few of the students in class even got on and pretended to surf. I think. But probably not. Yeah. Life in Physics class never got more exciting than when we broke out the Van Der Graaf generator.