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do you know anyone who has actually seen 'crank yankers?'

I was cranky through almost all of Sunday. I woke up cranky. I went to brunch cranky.

I watched "Lovely & Amazing" while cranky – and upon exited the theatre I feel like I spilled too much venom about the movie. I had no idea the movie was going to be as depressing as it is. I thought entering the theatre and seeing something light and comical would change my moodiness. I was hoping to go from cranky to something else. Even a post movie shower didn’t change my mood. I went to the park cranky. I threw Frisbee as if I had a chip on my shoulder. I rode the subway cranky. And then at home I spent hours updating my website. Cranky the whole time! Still cranky today, too.

Honestly, I think my crankiness (I’m so trying to overuse this word, ‘cranky’) was gone by the time I ate crispy M&M’s at the park. Chocolate and crisped rice can cure anything.