watching expired appliances align

because it’s never too early to make the announcement

My birthday coincides with the release of the new Vin Diesel film, XXX. This year’s bithday celebration will incorporate this event. Instead of watching an episode of Suvivor or just celebrating at the local bar, I’m inviting all my friends to join me in making the trip to some gigantic mid-town movie theatre to watch the film on Friday night. I can already taste the popcorn. More details in early August.