watching expired appliances align

are you dave gorman?

sunday morning i dreamed that my apartment was overwhelmed by spiders. the images my brain created of these spiders were amazingly realistic. i was paralyzed by fear: one of the spiders was approaching a roommate and i saw it creeping behind her - i couldn't say a thing. my mouth was glued shut and i could only make brief noises that amounted to nothing - she couldn't hear me. my brain shifted, though, and i don't know if that spider got to her. out of the corner of my eye i saw two more spiders on a webline they'd created from a shelf. these spiders were on their spider strand and i think they were making out. all the black spider legs were intertwined. the spider legs were pointed and sharp and totally scared me. totally.

there's a bottle of 22 oz malt liquor in the fridge - maybe that will cure my nightmares.