and I can hang my beardshirt away up high in the attic
if i'm on your holiday shopping list (and really, shouldn't i be?), here's the perfect gift idea: the National Beard Registry t-shirt!
it will go perfectly with the Neuticles apron i may soon be wearing. for ordering info, contact me in this space.
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I have real issues about beards. I was raised never to trust a man with a beard (The Yorkshire Ripper, Rasputin, Charles Manson, The Beatles after 1967, My uncle John).
I've tried to grow one myself in the past but it's never quite worked out.
Having said all that, good luck.
Posted by: Bowles | October 15, 2004 10:02 AM