the shrewdness of apes

i've been so busy sampling all the yummy drugs being hawked in the comments section of this site that i haven't been clear-headed enough to post anything. if only i had a Sidekick, i could compose a masterpiece or two during the inevitable rain-delayed commute coming tomorrow morning. but check back soon, as i'm sure something poignant will happen before long. and if not, there's a new project that's a few days away from unveiling. details to come.