bob and dick
i hate to come back from a weekend a simply re-post material from elsewhere in digitaland, but Defamer is on a roll today with these back to back posts.
on the chilling prospect of someone shtupping Andy Dick as a career move:
Defamer tip to aspiring actors: Ration your dignity and career-igniting salad-tossings for the town's casting directors and producers--you only get a dozen of them before you permanently turn into a cater-waiter turning tricks in premiere party bathrooms.
and on Disney preferring Bob over Harvey:
It's Shaq and Kobe all over again! Except, you know, fatter and Jewish. For those of you who don't understand the sports reference, here's another way to think about it: Disney's a pimp that only has the resources to continue "turning out" one of two whores in the stable--and they're choosing the homely one that's willing to hit the streets every night and do anything (Scream, Scary Movie, Spy Kids) over the high-priced escort that only gets out of bed twice a year to blow a couple of Oscar-winners.
that should be enough to convince you that this site is a daily must read whether you're an Extra-watching celebraholic, or a snorting, cynical culture jammer.