maybe there's something to this "tools of ignorance" thing after all
after over a year of stalling and grandstanding, Piazza moves to first.
"If I had known how I was going to feel after playing first for a few days, I probably would have done it years ago," Piazza told the Associated Press. "I played first a few nights in a row and then I got behind the plate...I felt a lot fresher."
yeah, who knew cutting out 150 deep knee bends per day might have an effect.