we report, you decide
the lede says it all:
Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.
to quote Seinfeld, who among us doesn't have occasion to "clean house" every once in a while? and sometimes Kleenex just doesn't cut it for some of the serious stalactites that can grow in there. but could you imagine the pandora's box that would be opened if such a thing ever gained credence in "civilized" society?