critica obscura
t.s.o.a. hasn't seen the movie, but we were tempted to steal this line and claim it as our own:
"Given Mel Gibson's vicious focus on the rigorous corporeal destruction of Jesus Christ in the R-rated "The Passion of the Christ," and taking into account the sheer amount of blood on display, his movie could've easily been titled "Kill Jesus, Vols. 1 and 2."
the source is so obscure that we can't even link to it, and we might have succeeded in our plagiaristic attempt, save for the fact that no one would have believed we could be so clever.