caution: expletives
we think we've pimped them before, but the geniuses behind Funny Paper are back with two new editions today. in short: they "read the comics so you don't have to" and then boil it all down, even the Jumble. this excerpt was particularly amusing:
YOU CAN WITH BEAKMAN & JAX: "Dear Beakman: What makes your ears have a ringing sound after you listen to headphones?" asks Aleane Kleckley of Cleveland, Ohio. Ah, that would be the motherfucking rock and motherfucking roll, motherfucker. Like in your motherfucking Hall of Fame, Miss Cleveland, Ohio. Only hopefully not so much the James fucking Taylor. James Taylor, Rock and Roll Hall of Famer. We've seen fire, we've seen rain, and we smell bullshit.