eats like a meal
so i just got an e-mail containing the "latest issue of the Chunky(TM) Playbook newsletter, featuring the final rankings for another great season of Click for Cans(TM)." i'm not sure where this came from, as i do not recall clicking for cans within the past year, but hey, they got my e-mail address somehow. so i perused the rankings, which will result in 5 million cans of soup being donated, to see what i could learn from them. first, the Packers seem to most certainly be America's team these days more than doubling the contributions from Cowboys fans. second, the Giants kicked the Jets collective soup-eating asses. third, it would appear that people from the midwest were all over this contest. fourth, there's no way the Patriots would have been this high if they hadn't won the Super Bowl in 2002 and been good again this year (the 2004 season could only be so helpful, as the Panthers 25th place showing proves). fifth, can the Jaguars really be less popular than the Cardinals?
1. 673,089 Green Bay Packers
2. 501,120 Kansas City Chiefs
3. 352,701 Minnesota Vikings
4. 293,794 Dallas Cowboys
5. 235,063 New England Patriots
6. 191,612 Chicago Bears
7. 185,877 Philadelphia Eagles
8. 179,871 San Francisco 49ers
9. 176,496 Pittsburgh Steelers
10. 158,228 Cleveland Browns
11. 157,032 St. Louis Rams
12. 155,049 Denver Broncos
13. 138,518 Tennessee Titans
14. 120,169 Washington Redskins
15. 119,257 Detroit Lions
16. 110,743 New York Giants
17. 106,820 Houston Texans
18. 105,866 Miami Dolphins
19. 102,230 Cincinnati Bengals
20. 99,642 Indianapolis Colts
21. 91,750 Oakland Raiders
22. 91,324 Buffalo Bills
23. 84,625 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
24. 82,451 Seattle Seahawks
25. 80,128 Carolina Panthers
26. 71,462 Baltimore Ravens
27. 69,061 New Orleans Saints
28. 63,892 New York Jets
29. 53,198 San Diego Chargers
30. 52,624 Atlanta Falcons
31. 49,273 Arizona Cardinals
32. 47,035 Jacksonville Jaguars