the shrewdness of apes

no skit this week, rather a letter of a raw, rock'n'roll existence. and hey, loyal reader, if you have come across something that you think would be a good fit for this series, submit it to me and see your name in pixels. (and don't worry, i've got enough to last a while).

Dear oliver
whats up?? I havent talked to you in a super long time!! What have you been up to?? I Miss Talking to you. Whast new?? I got my septum pierced. I got a tatoo. I met KoRn like 3 x. I went to ozzfest for free and I saw System of a Down for free. Woohoo. I saw korn 3 X in concert in June. I saw Hatebreed and Meshuggah. Do you liKe a a band called diecast?? Well right now I am at work. I work at [my company]. Yeah, I have a black eye. I got it in an archenemy mosh pit! It was fun!! I am always goin to concerts and stuff. I’m gonna see soulfly soon too!Do you have a girlfriend yet? I hope so. How have you been doing in school? I am in high school now. I start school in like a month!! GrRRr !! I like summer time!! The only thing I am looking forward to is being able to wear my hoodie all day!! I love my Hoodie!! I have been to 67 concerts So far. I have also bee named the hardcore pit queen! Every time iam in amosh pit I always get people telling me how hardcore I am. The guys get a kick out of it because I Am so little and rough . I am getting into punk more now. I like hardcore a lot more too. I almost have enough money to get the drums that I wanted!! WoooHooo