mom, stop reading now
i'm not sure if it's quite as awkward as having to tell your teammates that your were in a gay porn video but it's close: telling the story of your lost virginity to your wife (who is interrupting the always crafty thursday crossword puzzle). not that it's some painfully horrible memory, but i didn't really feel like getting into the who, when, where and how of it, and the further i got into the story, the weirder i felt. it happened, i learned from the experience, i moved on. the end.
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was this retelling of the tale more or less awkward than recounting the details to allison in a baltimore train station?
Posted by: crispin | January 30, 2004 01:57 PM
i'm gonna say "more" but i'm not sure how that could possibly be true.
Posted by: jamie | January 30, 2004 02:38 PM
i don't see how that could possibly true either, and i also can't figure out how it took this long for the topic to come up. what have you been busying yourselves with unitl this point, grammar and language usage discussions?
Posted by: crispin | January 30, 2004 04:32 PM
Wait a second here. You've only been married for two months and the wife can't remember how you lost your virginity? Man, she has a short memory!
Posted by: Dan | January 30, 2004 06:15 PM
Boy do I have a thing or two to say. First, you can all ask the husband yourselves, but it was only awkward b/c he insists on pulling up details like the color socks he wore, etc. As you all know, he can tell a 2 minute story in oh, say 15 minutes. (that's right dear, 2 can exagerate!). And as far as why we had never discussed it before, that's easy. I'm almost 32 years old and really I'm not terribly interested in recounting nearly 16 years worth of sexual history. Do the math. Jamie doesn't discuss his initiation because he felt it was insignificant (although he does place the blame squarely on Sam and Nicole). I haven't discussed mine because he never asked.
And to think all of this was brought up b/c Donna and Eric were going to do it on That 70's Show! God, I hope your mother didn't read this.
Posted by: the wife | February 1, 2004 01:16 PM
might as well post the whole story now, for those of us in the back.
Posted by: kfan | February 2, 2004 10:18 AM